*Phone rings*
Me - Hello … Hello
Uncle - Oh hi what are you doing?
Me - Gonna shower because of Auntie Pat’s dinner.
Uncle - What?! Your too fat?!
Me - Hahahaha, no. I said Auntie Pat’s dinner.
Uncle - Oh I thought you said “I’m gonna shower cause I’m too fat”
Me - Hahahahaha.

Hahahaha thanks Uncle. Made me laugh today (: